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celestial-sexhair:

artwodetwo:

I will always love you, Ryan.

But just imagine. You’re waiting for the walk light to turn on. A car pulls up next to you. A box of cookies land at your feet. As you look up, Ryan Gosling waves at you from the driver’s seat, then throws another box of cookies at you and drives away. Stunned, you watch the car pass, and realize that the entire car is stuffed to the bursting with cookies.

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wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy shit

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solarcrashx:

one time my friend was walking and she needed to cross the street and a guy stopped for her and rolled down his window and she was like “oh god here it comes” and didnt look just kept walking and he yelled “i like your shirt, kid!” and she looked down at her mcr shirt and back up at the guy to say thanks and frank fucking iero was in the drivers seat of that car laughing his ass off 

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felicitari:

(you might need to adjust your speaker/ headphones)

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dalehan:

WELL THEN

vikingcarrot ‘s effort will not be in vain

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artistimistic:

You think bisexuality and pansexuality is real and that people with this sexuality aren’t indecisive “sluts” who want to sleep with everyone. My mom told me to my face that bisexuals just wanted to have a bunch of sex with everyone.

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werewolf1992:

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lzbth:

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

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the-beauty-in-breakdown:

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doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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secretorangepotato:

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

It would be the end of me

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I tried to kill myself tonight. Not with a razor. Or with pills. But with a 9mm hand gun. The events of this week had been piling up and up until there was so much backup that everything just came crashing down like a flaming zeplin. In felt like ending my life was the only way to feel calm again. I didn’t want to be a burden to those around me any longer. So when I came out with the gun in my hand, I was ready to end it all. My sister had to pry it from my hand while my mother woke my dad up. I wouldn’t talk. I wouldn’t look at anyone. Instead I just stood there like a stone. If this is what rock bottom feels like, then I’ve arrived.

I don’t know what to do anymore.

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andrewjacksonjerkwad:

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

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it’s mike wazowski. 

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go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

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